The best of #OliverPerez

Last night, we attempted to get #OliverPerez trending on Twitter with snarky comments about the $36 million pitcher.

Here are some of the best, in no particular order…

letsgoduke: #Oliverperez is so wild, he once killed a man playing darts. And bocce ball. And horseshoes.

TheWrighWay: #OliverPerez is so wild, he makes the old west look tame

letsgoduke: #OliverPerez LOVES following SEO experts, social media magnates, and marketing aficionados on Twitter.

dances_w_vowels: #OliverPerez has a tattoo of #FernandoTatis on his pitching shoulder.

VivaLMainstream: #OliverPerez gave up 6 hits, 4 ER and 2 BB in a wiffleball game around the corner from my house last night

EliFromBrooklyn: #OliverPerez has discovered his pitching problem. After much searching, doctors realized that he is, in fact, right handed.

gregpomes: Donald Trump is @ citi field maybe he'll tell #OliverPerez "you're fired!"

dances_w_vowels: #OliverPerez likes to watch graduations and weddings because of all the people that walk.

doug_whitehorn: #OliverPerez designed ESPN's new bottom line

VivaLMainstream: Every time #OliverPerez pitches, I feel a great loss of hope and excitement about life...is he a Dementor?

brianjtang: #oliverPerez is best friends with IO digital cable guy.

metstweets: Governor Patterson just bailed out the #Mets, and appointed#OliverPerez Lt. Governor!

letsgoduke: #oliverperez is so wild both at the plate and on the mound, he once struck himself out.

Coopz22: #OliverPerez listens to Barbra Streisand. In Spanish.

metsthoughts: #OliverPerez taught daniel murphy that play...

metsgrrl: bono has breakfast with lance armstrong and #oliverperez

TheRopolitans: #OliverPerez voted in the#IranElection. Twice.

I think letsgoduke was the winner in all of this.  Not that I was keeping score or anything.