Minaya coins a new word

From Joel Sherman:

I wish I could tell you that this nonsensical version of “Who’s on First?” ended here. But it didn’t. [Omar] Minaya kept referring to the condition in [Moises] Alou’s ankle as “swellingness.” When asked how Alou incurred that injury, Minaya initially said he did not know and that reporters should ask Alou.

"Swellingness"? Is that like "strategery"?

Sherman goes on to tear into Minaya for Alou, Pedro Martinez, and a myriad of other things. Don't bother reading, there's really nothing there.