Earlier, I joked that there will be a lot of “Stoner” jerseys in Citi Field from now on. I didn’t anticipate all the puns from my friends on Twitter, but there were all there. So here, for your enjoyment is the begging of the Stoner List…
(Yes, the Mets season has come to this.)
yaysarcasm: I hear the club is very high on him
yaysarcasm: He's uncannily good at forgetting about bad games
davidgolden99: His contract says he only plays on natural grass.
pAuLiE_bRuZ: if he strikes someone out, oh he just got stoned? i can hear gary now
LouieBolkovic: Is Stoner's jersey # going to be 420?
swirlywand: "even count-Stoner deals from the stretch - a little high"
drsexington: "Have you met his girlfriend, Mary Jane?"
drsexington: "His pitching style has chronically been described as blunt."
drsexington: Or maybe when he gives up a homer, someone can pull a Major League and say "Oh no, no. Too high. It's too high."
acesigma: Stoner gives up a lot of hits, but most of them are blunts -- I mean bunts.
Retire31: Tobi's a fine pitcher. His specialty is giving up high fly balls.
metgirl4ever: announcers saying *man he likes those diving plays into the grass* & *he cant layoff the high pitches*
Ryan_J_Smith: I heard management's first assignment for Stoner is to talk to Razor Shines on how marijuana can affect decision making
fullnelson: look at that kid, hes such a stoner!
gwong: Tobi Stoner has a hollowed out bat but it's not for cork; it's actually his bong.
Do you have another pun for Stoner? Leave it in the comments!
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