Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Fan caught trying to steal part of Shea

Patrick Oriani, 18, of Jersey City, was caught trying to smuggle a seat from the upper deck of Shea Stadium out of the park, concealing it under a blanket.

First of all, does he really expect to make it out of the place carrying a giant seat?

And secondly, I really want to know what was said to him by the guards who figured out his dastardly plan.

Security guard: "Sir, is that a chair? Are you carrying a chair under that blanket?"

Patrick: "Uhhhh...no."

Security guard: "Come with me, sir."

Patrick: "Dagnabbit! I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids security guards!"

4 comments:

  1. every employee of Shea Stadium is 100 years old. And same goes with Tradition Field because all the retired people from up north go down there and they need something to do.

    Other than the Mets, there is about one other thing to do in that town, and it is SuperPlayUSA, the best place I've ever been to.

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  2. Haha yeah.

    There are a lot of old folk manning the sections. Easy job, I guess.

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  3. Patrick OrianiiiiiiiiiiiMay 23, 2008 at 9:08 AM

    Yea u dum mutha fucker. go fuck ur self u cock sucker. go fuck ur mutha, eat shit n die. u dont no shit

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