Monday, July 14, 2008

Sign Guy: One of the three most infuriating men at Shea

If you watched more than 15 seconds of last night's first half finale of the Colorado Rockies and the New York Mets, I'm sure you were "treated" to the sight of the man I will refer to as "Sign Guy."

In fact, Sign Guy was so prominent he was featured on the SportsCenter highlights almost as much as the Mets. (Watch video here.)

I'll give him credit for one thing: the term "Pelfreyized." Nice work, Sign Guy.

Other than that, this man is annoying and ESPN couldn't get enough. This is not an official tally, but it seemed that ESPN showed Sign Guy at least 23,436,732 times during last night's broadcast. They went on to show him another three times on the highlight reel.

Why? This isn't even the good Sign Guy. The better man sits out in right field, in the corner seat of the loge or mezzanine (memory escapes me) in fair territory. Every game I go to, he's there with his boonie hat and bevy of correctly spelled signs. Good Sign Guy doesn't use the word "ITZ" (without an apostrophe, mind you), Bad Sign Guy does. Good Sign Guy has old, weathered signs that probably have seen as many bad games as good, as this guy is a warrior of Shea. Bad Sign Guy has bright, shiny new signs that look like he's just hopped on the bandwagon.

So boo to you, Bad Sign Guy. There must be more love for Good Sign Guy, manning his seat out in right field, as always. You're the true hero here.

Oh, and if you're wondering the other two infuriating people on my list: Those two bald guys that walk around in bright orange suits and blue ties that think they're so awesome. No one likes you two, just go away.

6 comments:

  1. dont you have anything better to do than talk about the SIGN MEN....???????

    Grow up my friend

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  2. in stark contrast, that was the best post ive ever seen. i was thinking the same thing while i was watching the game. in general, national broadcasts suck. and bad sign guy sucks.

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  3. he's in the loge. front row, very last seat before the bullpen. always has headphones on. always has the hate on. always turns the sign around so everyone behind him can see what it was before he deliberately closes it, puts it back at his feet, and sits back down.

    there's also a guy who has a roadrunner sign that was for carlos gomez, and now he holds it up for reyes. he has a bunch of other lame signs as well.however, that's not as bad as the guy who had the MOISES ALOU'S #1 FAN SIGN all the way out in the last field box seat in left field.

    of course the worst sign offender is the couple in the field boxes just up from the photographer's pit; they are in EVERYTHING, ALWAYS. of course i am probably just jealous of their seats.

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  4. Copy cat sign guys? Sheesh. I can't see any of them very well from my Mezz Reserved seats in Sec 2. I'll have to bring binoculars next time I go to see what's going on with the signs.

    Hey wait, I just had a great idea. I think I'll roam the stadium banging a cowbell trying to get people to cheer! How's that for original??

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