Twitter Poll: Who is the next Met to get injured and how?

With Ramon Martinez dislocating his pinky, the Mets have now lost a backup to a backup.  The rash of injuries are mounting as more and more players get attacked by the injury (or intestinal) bug.

The Mets seem to be finding new ways to get hurt.  Last night, I asked my Twitter followers to take a guess on who would get hurt next, and how it would happen.

Here are their responses…

Unspecified

palmnut said: next somebody'll go down with the Sosa sneeze...

bluewolf13 said: Somebody will have ovary pains

metschick said: The entire team contracts the ebola virus and drops dead.

MissBethAnn said: Are there any left to get injured?

Players

jamiekrycek said: beltr- um, no... delg- hm, no... pagan wil- no, wait, reye- no, hm, chur- no, um- ok i got it: sheff breaks hip!

metgirl4ever said: Kavid - splinter in tongue [ed. note: Kavid = David Wright.]

V_RB said: David Wright will go on the DL with a splinter in his tongue.

maggie162 said: Wright breaks his ankle during a wacky victory dance when he finally hits again.

Mets_Fever said: - Well DW is trying unsuccessfully to carry this team and I think he had back spasms in 06 - so i think his back is next

darknova306 said: I'll be the d*ck to finally suggest it... I fully expect Santana to have arm issues at some point. He's the next one on DL.

kerelcoop said: Luis Castillo. Afterall he's the one Met we all expected to be on the DL by now anyway..

Coaches / Front Office

NYMetsGrrl94 said: Sandy Alomar Sr. with hand cramps from too much lineup switching

bc5000 said: Jerry Manuel sprains wrist after having to rewrite lineup card 50 times

pattigibbons said: Razor Shines, rotator cuff tendonitis from waving guys home when he means "stop".

Retire31 said: Jay Horowitz.

samtpage said: Jerry Manuel tripping over Brian Stokes' cage.

Ex-Mets

letsgoduke said: mo vaughn, finally collapsing in on himself like a dying star. #bigbeautifulwhale

The dmoneymania Collection

dmoneymania said: Pedro Feliciano ... torn ACL... mud wrestling

dmoneymania said: David Wright... herpes

dmoneymania said: JJ Putz ... floating elbow chips... excessive air guitaring

dmoneymania said: Gary Sheffield... Someone finds out his body was taken over by Jacob's enemy

dmoneymania said: The entire bullpen explodes via a Frankie Fist Pump of Doom!

dmoneymania said: Sean Green... something with a bad A.C.M.E. product and the Road Runner

dmoneymania said: Bobby Parnell will miss 2-4 weeks after being hit by the Stone Cold Stunner

dmoneymania said: Brian Schneider and Omir Santos will pull their groins playing Twister

My favorite: samtpage said: Jerry Manuel tripping over Brian Stokes' cage.

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