BREAKING NEWS: Citi Field shut down

Another messy situation for Mets fans.

Probably the worst news that fans can hear, Citi Field has been shut down for an undisclosed amount of time for health and building code violations.

Right now, it seems there are thousands of rats living in the Home Run apple and they have since escaped into the park.

I, for one, am not surprised. I can only imagine how disgusting it must be in the stadium right now.

Literally thousands of rats have overrun the stadium.

For now, it seems they will have to close the stadium until they can round up enough cats to drive the rats out of the park.

Of course, that only means they'll have to find a way to get the cats out of the park after that.

Obviously, this is terrible news for the Mets, who will have to play many of their games at the new Yankee Stadium or in Buffalo, NY, until a workaround can be worked out.

Legitimately, why this team? Since September '06, have we been cursed or something?

So there you have it. Citi Field overrun by rodents.

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