What to call Citi Field?

Here's the latest round of politicians worrying about Citi Field and the naming rights.

Since the name seems to be so unpopular, I suggest we come up with a nickname for the new ballpark, statim.

Here are a few:

• $iti Field / ¢iti Field
• The Safe
• Shea II / Shea v2.0
• Jackie Robinson Field
• Queens Park
• The Park
• Maddoff Memorial
• Where The Mets Play

What are some of yours? (Keep 'em clean!)