No sympathy

The Met-killers of old are getting up there in age. It's about time.

Phillies left fielder Pat Burrell left today's workout with a sore lower back, a day before Philadelphia opens the NL playoffs.

Aww...shucks.

Burrell will most likely not be in Phillies red and white next season, thank goodness. Chipper Jones is getting old, but he can still hit. Maybe these two are finally on the decline, and the Mets might be able to get him out sometime in the near future.

Also, what the heck is this? A pronouncer? An incorrectly spelled one, if it is.
Weird.